Just So I Don’t Bore You…
…I haven’t been posting. Nothing is happening of interest. I don’t think I’m going to post about the boyfriend. My theory was, I’d rather leave you in suspense, making you think that something interesting was going on rather than you finding out the truth. From the many emails I received, some that were threatening… I’ve decided to continue to post. I will even post boring stuff.
Today while driving to work, behind a large tractor trailer big rig thingy, I simultaneously noticed disgusting carnage all over the highway from a large dear that had been run over and had the truck in front of me kick some up onto my hood and windshield. Dear lord of the bloody meats? Why me? You know my windshield wipers don’t work!
::::note to self: fix windshield wipers: asap:::::
…I haven’t been posting. Nothing is happening of interest. I don’t think I’m going to post about the boyfriend. My theory was, I’d rather leave you in suspense, making you think that something interesting was going on rather than you finding out the truth. From the many emails I received, some that were threatening… I’ve decided to continue to post. I will even post boring stuff.
Today while driving to work, behind a large tractor trailer big rig thingy, I simultaneously noticed disgusting carnage all over the highway from a large dear that had been run over and had the truck in front of me kick some up onto my hood and windshield. Dear lord of the bloody meats? Why me? You know my windshield wipers don’t work!
::::note to self: fix windshield wipers: asap:::::
2 Comments:
At 4:14 PM,
THATGUY_HEATH said…
ROFL! You're having the same type of luck that only I have here in San Diego. Only instead of a deer, it probably would've been a skunk carcass that had been baking in the heat and the one time that my ass would decide to speed through the canyons on the way to my house, somehow, someway it would land 1.) on my windshield or 2.) against the grille of my Jeep or even worse 3.) fling itself in through the window.
At 8:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
dear biatch, i wouldnt have complained abt the meat since it was prolly the only piece of meat thrwon at ya for the day !!!! much love!!! mario
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