Are You Being Watched?
I am always going to and fro in the elevators here at work. Maybe 20-30 times a day. I mean, c'mon, I'm a gal on the go. When there is no one in the elevators, I do stupid stuff, like pretend I'm in Riverdance or jump around like a baboon or pretend I have a hump on my back. The insanity of it keeps me sane.
Today, Doreen, A security guard, caught up with me in the hall while I was running to an appointment just to let me know I was a good dancer.
Me: "Um, thanks. What do you mean?"
Doreen: "You do know there are cameras in the elevators, don't you?"...she laughed, twirled and walked back the other way.
I am so fucking grateful I haven't pretended to lap dance or strip in the elevators yet.
I am always going to and fro in the elevators here at work. Maybe 20-30 times a day. I mean, c'mon, I'm a gal on the go. When there is no one in the elevators, I do stupid stuff, like pretend I'm in Riverdance or jump around like a baboon or pretend I have a hump on my back. The insanity of it keeps me sane.
Today, Doreen, A security guard, caught up with me in the hall while I was running to an appointment just to let me know I was a good dancer.
Me: "Um, thanks. What do you mean?"
Doreen: "You do know there are cameras in the elevators, don't you?"...she laughed, twirled and walked back the other way.
I am so fucking grateful I haven't pretended to lap dance or strip in the elevators yet.
5 Comments:
At 5:18 PM,
Crash said…
That made my day. I'm glad I only sing when I'm alone in the elevator.
At 9:27 PM,
musikchyck said…
they have cameras in elevators?!!!!?!?!!?! *runs screaming from the room*
At 10:03 PM,
"the" Mrs. Astor said…
I guess elevator sex is out, unless you are and exhibitionist. Well, come to think of it: if you continue to jump and dance knowing you are on camera, blowing someone is the only logical next step.
Do it!
At 10:16 PM,
Patrick said…
A RIOT!
At 4:51 AM,
THATGUY_HEATH said…
LOL...I can't help but be reminded of the Kenneth Cole ad that said, "You're being video taped atleast 100 times a day--are you dressed for it?"
My friend, those are words to live by.
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