Be warned.
Today I received this email from a friend:
This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and He asked! : "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Lord please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much "The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS. Pass this on to your friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear. Do not break this prayer; send it to a minimum of 5 people!
My response:
If you ever send me an email that begins: "This morning when the Lord opened a window to heaven..." again, I will hit you in the head with a rock.
You know I don’t believe in god. Silly bitch.
Today I received this email from a friend:
This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and He asked! : "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Lord please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much "The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS. Pass this on to your friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear. Do not break this prayer; send it to a minimum of 5 people!
My response:
If you ever send me an email that begins: "This morning when the Lord opened a window to heaven..." again, I will hit you in the head with a rock.
You know I don’t believe in god. Silly bitch.
2 Comments:
At 9:05 AM,
THATGUY_HEATH said…
UGH!!! OH gosh, I know exactly what you're saying! I get that same kind of "God-loves-you" blah, blah, blah on a daily basis. If I ever find out who's the source of that ridiculous hodgepodge, I'm going to slaughter them like the lamb from which those religious types swear represents all that is innocent and pure.
There I go, venting again.
At 11:52 PM,
"the" Mrs. Astor said…
The sender whould be able to be electrocuted "thanks to god" for an email like that. You know, just a simple button on the side of your computer.
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